Once upon a time,
When I was big and
fat
With double chins
And an inner tube
around my waist
Boys wouldn't glance
my way,
Or see me as a human
being
And if they did,
I knew it was just
friendship
And it is funny now
to see
How they all stare
and gawk at me
Because my chubby
figure
Has disappeared
And left in trail,
A curvy hourglass,
At which they love
to stare.
Conversations are
initiated,
By men who once
would look through,
And I know it's not
depth but shallowness
They are excited to
pursue,
For they care not
for my life's adventure,
They care not for my
formulated
Ever-changing
opinion,
They especially care
not about the fact that
I much prefer girls
in bed,
And always try to
weasel their
Pathetic little
penises into a
Three way situation,
To which I roll my
eyes
And walk away.
As if two girls
alone together
Felt any sort of
lacking
That could only be
fulfilled by
The male of the
species.
Sad, sad, excuses
for human beings.
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